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Nocturnal Admission

A dream in which sexual adventures are replaced with college acceptances, and you have the pleasures of dreaming that you have, in fact, been accepted into college. These are just as disappointing to wake up from as sexual dreams.
"I had a nocturnal admission last night."
"Aw, man, again?"
"This time it was Dartmouth...I cried when I woke up."
by danjdber January 17, 2010
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Ambitionist

One who is obsessed with achieving goals.
The compulsive behavior of an ambitionist drives them to achieve their next goal as soon as they have reached a goal they had previously set for themselves.
by Archeo Bob November 15, 2009
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Ambisinister

adj., from "ambi-" (both) and "sinister" (left-handed, in its original meaning)

1) Clumsy or inept with both hands (i.e., the opposite of ambidextrous, which literally means "both" + "right-handed"; note that ancient Rome enormously favoured right-handedness, as China has in modern times)

2) Skilled or able with both hands (used generally in protest against the term ambidextrous because it implies right-handedness is preferable or ideal - ergo, this term is most commonly used by left-handed people, and also by hipsters and English majors who want to show of their knowledge of etymology and generally feel superior; very few people who use the term "ambisinister" are technically ambidextrous)

See also ambisinistrous, which has the same meanings and the same roots (however, the adjective sinistrous has been almost universally replaced by sinister over the last several centuries).
I wish I was ambisinister, but I'm not really sinister at all... except when I'm jerking it.
by sumpn sumpn July 24, 2011
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Ambition

The willingness to kill the things you love and eat them to stay alive.
Jonathan, ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?
by Slumburg November 6, 2010
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Ambussing

When something yummy and creamy is going in and out of you.
"Yes thank you so much, thank you. You giving me just what I need to buss, you're giving me just want I need to buss! Cause ambussing!"
by GBendz September 9, 2023
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NASCAR Ambition

1. A person who drives aggressivly in a cheap American car with NASCAR stickers on it.

2. Someone who has many NASCAR endorsed products i.e. NEXTEL or a Monte Carlo
Wow, she drives fast, she must have NASCAR ambition.
by atom wilson March 15, 2005
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ambition

1. An eager or strong desire to achieve something, such as fame or power.
I got ambitionz az a rider
by J.P. September 14, 2003
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