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Fucknetic Alphabet

Similar to the Phonetic Alphabet but instead only rude words are used. To overcome accent or language barriers. Any commonly used swearwords are premitted;

e.g.

A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead
Dorris (80) phones interflora in Spain to get some flowers sent to her daughter who'se recently moved there.

Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?

Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.

Interflora: Got it.

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by Cisco Dom August 3, 2011
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Phonetic Alphabet

NATO devised version of the english alphabet.
a - alpha
b - bravo
c - charlie
d - delta
e - echo
f - foxtrot
g - golf
h - hotel
i - india
j - juliett
k - kilo
l - lima
m - mike
n - november
o - oscar
p - papa
q - quebec
r - romeo
s - sierra
t - tango
u - uniform
v - victor
w - whiskey
x - xray
y - yankee
z - zulu
by wheaty September 5, 2005
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Alphabet Mafia

A term that refers to the LGBTQ+ community
Person 1: “hay are you a member of the alphabet mafia
Person 2: “yasss queen”
by Rise step-chickens December 10, 2020
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NATO Alphabet

A set of words used in military radio transmissions to stand for letters, used to prevent misunderstandings due to interference
# A - Alfa
# B - Bravo
# C - Charlie
# D - Delta
# E - Echo
# F - Foxtrot
# G - GOLF
# H - HOTEL
# I - INDIA
# J - JULIETT
# K - KILO
# L - LIMA
# M - MIKE
# N - NOVEMBER
# O - OSCAR
# P - PAPA
# Q - QUEBEC
# R - ROMEO
# S - SIERRA
# T - TANGO
# U - UNIFORM
# V - VICTOR
# W -WHISKEY
# X - XRAY
# Y - YANKEE
# Z - ZULU
by Capt_Capacitor March 14, 2005
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Alphabet City

The area of New York City that runs from Houston Street up to 14th Street, and from Avenues A to D. This area includes both The Village as well as Loisaida.
"Hey, I took the M60 down to Alphabet City and had me an icee!"
by Timbal April 3, 2004
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the alphabet of manliness

The funniest/manliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. Perhaps it will be looked back on as the manliest book of all time.

To quote the author, Maddox (creator of "The Best Page in the Universe... www.maddox.xmission.com), here's an exerpt and commentary from/about his book:

"This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because it’s about to be rocked off — permanently.

Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here’s a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:

* People getting drop-kicked in the face

* Phallic aggression

* Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive

* Garish disregard for the well-being of children

* Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures

* Intimidating rhetoric

* Obscure penile references

* The triumph of flannel over good taste"

- Maddox
Chapter "R" for Restroom Etiquette from The Alphabet of Manliness states:

"RULE 1: Don't Gawk At the Cock

If you look at a man's penis at a urinal, the packets of light known as photons are bouncing off his dick and are being directly absorbed into your eyes. You wouldn't drip visine into your eyes that has dripped off another man's balls would you??"
by LoganP June 26, 2006
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Alphabet lore

a series made by mike salcedo,cool series
friend:hey wanna watch alphabet lore
me:of course
by ARandomManOnTheInternet October 3, 2022
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