Gorillaz Almanac

A book by virtual band gorillaz, celebrating 20 years since their first album. It features dozens of official art, facts, lore and comics

Me: ah shit bro u wanna read gorillaz almanac
Friend: fuck yeah bro

Me: damn im finna bust a nut from all this beautiful art throughout the years
*Produces children*

by Kaidice December 17, 2020

Belcalis Almanzar

species of cockroach that discriminates against its race
belcalis refers to talentless entertainment followed all its possible masks
this disgusting invasive species is known for its multiple verses written by a verse writer

oh I have seen a belcalis almanzar I hope I can kill it before it reproduces because if it did not poison me with its deformed face

by eli6666 May 28, 2021

Almanac

A Book with Loads of Information, aka the Greatest Book in the World.

Play 5 Game Modes and Pursue the Almanac!

Yes no Katie joke :3

by MegagirlNTWarrior January 18, 2011

almanac

greatest book in the world. one with all the facts

"What's an almanac?" Katie Houff

by cornpwn April 10, 2003

Alanya

The fittest girl that you will meet in your entire life time. She has blonde hair and features of a Shaunagh (good booty, busty boobs. She also has a very nice smile.

OMG its an alanya!!
WOW she really has got big tits

by The_Godfather_ November 20, 2009

Alanya

A sexy girl with an amazing personality. She has glowing skin and is usually the life of the party; She takes many risks and never usually regrets them. The first thing people notice about her, is her amazing body, big booty, busty boobs, and/or her gleaming smile. She make the ideal girlfriend and partner in crime.

Oh my goodness look at that alanya over there in the corner, I'm gonna go talk her.

by toliettissuebadissue April 20, 2017

Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar

Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar is a name of a person who robs and drugs men cuz she have nothing else to do Belcalis are the type of people who are must likely to lost there virginity for money they like to fight people for no reason and knowing they can just apologize to fix up thing Belcalis are the type of people who see there fan base saying some shii and on interviews says «is the fans they keep doing it they keep creating it» Belcalis ? then tell your fans to STOP btw Belcalis fans are fine sometimes 1 time per year

Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar

by kendratwo0 October 5, 2020