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All American Rejects

Perhaps one of the worst bands to ever record music. Examples of All-American Rejects sucking ass can be seen in any of thier crap-hole songs including (but not limited to) "Swing swing" and "Dirty little secret". These guys have zero talent and shouldn't offend peoples eardrums much longer, as thier 15 minutes of fame is on its 14th minute.
Idiot: Wanna listen to the All American Rejects?

Normal Person: No, I'd rather take a crap into a blender set on "Puree"
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All American Rejects

A prime example of the lack of musical taste by today's youth. A generic band with absolutely no originality that claim to be "punk rock." They are in fact a watered down pop act with guys who like to wear makeup.
Man, the All American Rejects are homosexual when they wear that makeup!
All American Rejects by regs June 25, 2005

The All American Rejects 

A good band not formed by mtv
The other defininition and the person who added it are gay
The All American Rejects by Philips November 11, 2003

The All American Rejects 

A very good band that most guys don't apperciate b/c their girlfriends are too busy drooling over the hot ass lead singer/bassist Tyson Ritter and guitarist Nick Wheeler and their jelous b/c there's no way in hell that someone could look as hot as these two guys. Best song by them would have to be the Cigarette Song. So all of you need to shut the hell up and take some time and really listen to them cause they're kick ass.
The All American Rejects roxers ur boxers!

The All American Rejects 

The best thing to happen to American music since Aerosmith. They have kickass songs like Move Along, Stab My Back, Swing Swing and Gives You Hell. And no, they do NOT sound like the Jonas Brothers.
Dude 1: Hey dude sucks becuz they say 'All Americans are Rejects'.
Dude 2: Go shove some Jonas Brothers up your ass. The all american rejects kick ass.

The All-American Rejects 

The most kick ass band ever to exist. They make life worth living.
I can't believe I get to go see the All-American Rejects on August 19th at the Rave!!!! It's gonna kick ass

the all-american rejects 

the best fxcking band ever.
the all-american rejects are as cool as heck.
& plus, the band includes nick wheeler...
who is absolutely beyond orgaaasmiic.
& why yes-- i slept with him the other night.
thnxxx for asking. <3

oh & if you haven't heard of AAR yet,
how long have you been hiding under that rock?

anyway; here's a short list of some of their songs:
x paper heart
x the last song
x eyelash wishes
x dirty little secret
x change your mind
x drive away
x swing swing
x i'm waiting
x one more sad song
x it ends tonight

SO REMEMBER KIDS:
the all-american rejects = rad rad RAD
the all-american rejects are so amaaaaaziing, it hurts.