Alexandre

The kind of guy who can escape from any tricky situation. We would like to call him Michael Scofield but it doesn't match with his appearance. However he likes to fight especially when he is drunk as an uncle in a wedding. With his large ears he can counter each moves and that makes him special.

I wish I had Alexandre ears. It would help me to fight back and fly away

by i2g3z June 6, 2017

Alexandre

tends to have an amazingly ugly qtip figure, usually with a crop of pube like hairs on his head. he probably thinks he got style but really he looks like a candy striper and probably wears trashy hoodies. pretentious as fuck. thinks hes hot but he's not. undoubtedly gay but at the same time all he would post on his blog would be tits - clearly a beard. basically a pussy overall.

"hey have you talked to that guy Alexandre?"
" ew no of course not hes pretentious as fuck"

by carrots78910 May 2, 2013

alexandre

a guy with no friends who reads books about dragon porn and likes men come to think of it alexandre isnt actually a guy just a wierd faggot with a tic tac of a dick. a weirdo not cool enough for a nickname

you are as retarded as alexandre

by yubisalure October 7, 2009

Alexandre

A guy who smells bad, always gets screamed at by dad and who is bad at rainbow 6 seige. He has no talents whatsoever

Alexandre!!! Va nourrir tes cochons!!!!

by AdamRicker3506 October 4, 2019

Alexandre

Alexandre is a dumb boy who plays Roblox all the time. He doesn't have any friends or exs. Everyone writes his name wrong.

Omg Alexandre doesnt have any friends hes so dumb.

by That idiot09090909 May 8, 2020

Alexandre

Alexandre is a total douche. He will always act like he is interested and into you but really, he only cares about himself.He is selfish and stubborn and always wants things to go his way. In a romantic relationship, Alexandre is most likely the one initiating the flame ( he'll tell you he loves you after the second date) and also the cause of the breakup.So if you ever get to meet one... RUN

-Oh look, it's Alexandre! He asked me on a date the other night.
-Gurl runnn🏃 ♂️

by Ireallywantcoffee November 21, 2021

Alexandre

Alexandre is simply the best person of all the universes & dimensions. He is perfect in every way & everywhere (just ask Valérie 😏…), makes beautiful babies and is the self proclaimed “best Caucasian Kompa dancer “

Simply put: WHAT A HUMAN!!!!

“Gurrrllll, I think I just died, went to paradise and then came back to life”
“WHAT?!?!? Are you ok???!! Are you at the 🏥? WHAT HAPPENED?”
“I just left Alexandre’s place…”

by Shamn11AP11 November 22, 2021