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your mum is alderitem
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Aftershit

Post excretion associated positive or negative attributes or behaviors.

Positive Valence (The "High"): Mediated by the parasympathetic nervous system, specifically the stimulation of the vagus nerve (N.Vagus), leading to a transient drop in blood pressure and a sensation of psychological "lightness" or euphoria.

Negative Valence (The "Low"): Characterized by sensory over-stimulation, olfactory-triggered disgust, or autonomic instability, resulting in irritability or a perceived state of "impurity."
Restorative Rituals: The transition of attitude toward a "clean" baseline through showering and smell mitigation, functionally separating the individual from their biological output.
"Hey." She managed voice cracking. Ted's aftershit, citrus and cedar, nearly drown out the of Karen's lavender perfume and purple hyacinth in her office.
by 00face April 9, 2026
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pulling an andershat

When a gentleman caller penetrates the woman while depositing three blue cheese olives anally. Upon climax, both are shaken vigorously for an extra dirty finish.
She wanted it neat but he wanted it dirty so he went ahead pulling an andershat.
by Srkpuck October 3, 2022
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