Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

gastrointestinal ailment that arrises from a night of heavy drinking.

Q: Why was Chad late for work?
A: He has Fecal Alcohol Syndrome (he shit his pants on the way to work because he drank way too much last night).

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome by like a viking November 13, 2011

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Alcohol Stall

When someone is taking time to consume or obtain an alcoholic beverage(s) right before something is supposed to begin and everyone else is ready.

"Great, another alcohol stall from Brandon right before the game starts."

Alcohol Stall by bloodypussy August 25, 2011

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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

an invisible disability. happens when the mother drinks alcohol (any type) while pregnant. It causes irreversible brain damage to the developing fetus if the mother drinks alcohol enough. Symptoms can be different in everyone so some people get diagnosed in very early childhood or adulthood.

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is real, it's not fake.

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome by anonymous200020 August 7, 2022