Alan Zetina Montes De oca

The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.

???: That's my boyfriend Alan Zetina Montes De oca!
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍

by simp:D November 9, 2021

David Alan

David Alan is one of the most amazing guys that you will ever meet, guaranteed. He is sweet, gentle, kind, strong, sensitive, and caring. He always puts everyone before himself and he never gets mad at people. Everything that he says is something that he means. You should always trust him. If you ever get a chance to meet a David Alan, be careful of what you say and do around him, and don't ever let him go. You may never get him back.

You're amazing, David Alan.

by lostxinxstereoxx June 1, 2011

Dirty Alan

When taking your girlfriend from behind, fart in your hand and (cupcake) her.

Her breath smells like shes just been Dirty Alan'd.
Shes so hot, I would kiss her after a dirty Alan

by Northy666 September 4, 2019

Doing an Alan

1. To leave the presence of others that are annoying in a decisive manner.

2. Having sex with someone named Alan.

3. To deal unto others violence in the most unpleasant manner imaginable.

1. Jon picks up his things and leaves angry.
Jill- "What is his problem?"
Bill- "He's just doing an Alan."

2. Bob- "So, if you're not busy later, maybe we can hook up?"
Jane- "Sorry, I'll be doing an Alan."

3. "Oh, My God! What is that man doing?"
"Just Run! He's doing an Alan."

by Alan G July 23, 2008

do an Alan

To convince everyone that your work is far more complex and time consuming than it really is and then get undesirable work dumped on coworkers.

I'm going to do an Alan so I can slack off.

by Anon Le Mouse August 26, 2007

Doing an Alan

To buy oneself two meals from the canteen before lunch time so as to eat both of them by the end of the day.

He did an Alan for most of this month and has put on 10lbs.

by pula November 4, 2004

Doing an Alan

Having sex with a person named Alan

1: I did Alan yesterday
2: So did I

by anonymous coward November 6, 2004