alum1niumf0il 

A kind special person who’s always here for me

Me: alum1niumf0il is that you?
alum1niumf0il: yes

alum1niumf0il by mfrogm May 29, 2021

Aluminium fold 

An aluminium fold is when your buttcrack is so wet it goes kind of silver and hard but lightweight aswell.

yo bro last night i had the worst case of aluminium folds!.

Aluminium fold by blazefister69.420.666 November 27, 2019

Aluminium Conspiracy 

It's like Illuminati Conspiracy but much worse, usually when there's something that's not logical, nonsensical, or ridiculously not so reality logic.

1: So, how did Spongebob make fire underwater?
2: I don't know but that's one Aluminium Conspiracy

or

Boy 1: What's the use of hair nipples even tho it's not even useful
Boy 2: ...Aluminium Conspiracy

Aluminium Conspiracy by DanishThaMenace December 17, 2021

aluminium slag 

A woman who gives sexual favors in exchange for bags of recyclables, most commonly aluminium cans. The term originated near the scrapyards in WW2, when women would use these favors to encourage others to pitch-in on the War effort.

"I was taking my cans down to scrap for beer money, when i ran into an Aluminium Slag. Ten minutes later she had my cans and i needed a wet-nap!

aluminium slag by GrumpiestBear March 12, 2023