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Balls a la carte

You know that slit in the front of your underwear? Stick your balls, and exclusively your balls, out of said slit. That is balls a la carte
After eating his mans ass, Mir figured the only other way to reinvigorate the bedroom would be with some balls a la carte
by Mirhossain May 5, 2020
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Bigote a la Portuguesa

Offensive. It is said of the fecal matter moustache remaining after a rim job.
Después de quedar con Lucas, se me ha quedado un bigote a la portuguesa.
by Garbanzo esnifado February 23, 2022
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Balls a la carte

When you only take your balls out of the front slit of your underwear
To get a good laugh out of my women I showed her balls a la carte
by notRileynotMir May 5, 2020
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Vete a la verga

Mexican vulgar slang. Pretty much means “Go to hell” or “Go Fuck yourself” It’s on those lines.
Julio: Me acoste con tu mujer...
Carlos: Despues de todo este tiempo! Vete a la verga!
by DaddyMints February 4, 2021
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a la verga!

literally in English, it means "to the dick," but in when used in Spanish it means "oh fuck!" This can be used to express excitement, madness, panic, or happiness, among other emotions.
Elías is happy and excited that he won the lottery. He yelled, "A LA VERGA!!!! I just won the lottery!"

Melissa heard a loud noise in her kitchen one dark night. She said "A la verga!! What the fuck was that?"
by Sicario December 12, 2009
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a la maquina!

slang Hispanic / Northern New Mexican term (?). Pronounced: a la ma-keen-a. Used similarly to an expletive or astounded type statement. Refers to the machine or the maker by use of the word maquina .

Said with some sense of amazement. When the pause between the words and / or the words are phrased in longer tonality it is as if there's a sense of total disbelief.*
"A la maquina! What the hell happened to you?!?"
*"aaaa laaaaa mmmmaaaaakeeenaaaaa"
by RonnieO February 21, 2010
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Brownies à La Mode

The occasion in which defalcation and ejaculation occur simultaneously. Also may be referred to as shitting and cumming
“Dang! That guy’s layin’ logs and sploogin’ sauce! He’s makin’ Brownies à La Mode!”
by sandwichdanger July 22, 2020
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