aks

Accidentally Kill-Steal

I'm so sorry i AKS you.

by lahmnhat October 5, 2021

Aks

Aks is a guy's name.He is a very smart person and is very responsible.He always tries doing multitasking and is generally good at it.He is tall,handsome and has a strong personality.He is never depressed.He gets ill very quickly.He might not have a lot of friends but all of them will be loyal to him.He sometimes acts autistic but is very funny.

Wassup, Aks.

by qdifnem29sns November 23, 2023

aks

a common mispronunciation for the word ask

"yo brodie crodie can i aks yhu a quick question?" "yeah sure fham what do you want to aks me?" etc etc

by torontourr.brethrenxx July 4, 2024

aks murderer

Someone who repeatedly butchers the English language by mis-pronouncing "ask" as "aks"

Guy walks up to a store clerk: "I went down to the men's department to aks where the kicks were but he said to aks another associate so I'm aksing you."

Store clerk: What was it you wanted to ASK me?

Guy: "Where the shoes at?"

Store clerk:"2nd floor against the back wall."

Guy:"Aight"

Store clerk (thinking to self):"What a fucking aks murderer."

by Ben Chott July 22, 2009

aks jeeves

A flash game found primarily on ebaumsworld. It pokes humor at black men, involving the ask jeeves "ask" button, though spelled aks. When the button is pressed, the black man dressed as a butler spouts off language. Temporary gratification, though funny sometimes.

Now I KNOW you ain't talking to me.
Shut the f**k up motherf****r.

by Huked Onn Foniks October 10, 2004

AKS-74u

AVTOMAT KALASHNIKOV introduced 1974. more modern version of the AK-47. russian/communist bloc equivalent to the AR-15/M-16. main idea was to use smaller rounds so more ammo could be carried. that idea was stolen from the US forces use of the .223 remington, or 5.56 x 45 round.

the idea behind it was is a .22 cak round moving extremely fast has the same energy as a 30 caliber round moving slower.

same size as an AK-47. unlike the ak-47 which shoots 30 caliber 7.62 x 39 rounds, the ak-74 shoots 22 caliber 5.45x39 rds

the russians replaced their AK-47 main battle rifles with AK-74 rifles because they could carry more smaller rounds for the same weight.

by john June 23, 2004

Aks-74u

The invention of Mikhail Timofeyavich Kalashnikov. It is a short barrel version of the AK-74 assualt rifle.This is also the rifle that Osama Bin Laden uses.

"Comrade, i need some magazines for my AKs-74u to blow up arabs"

by Andrew Hirsch April 21, 2006