Aiken, SC

A retirement place for old folks. Lots of golf and lots of horses for horse lovers. A place where hopes and dreams come to die. There isn't much to do or see, and the Aiken Mall (it's more of a hallway than a mall) is mostly dead, Books-A-Million is what keeps it barely alive.
It has things for old folks to do and things for very young children, but not much for teens and young adults. No big buildings over two stories high and a lot of people there are proud to be Southern. In some places in Aiken, it's like living in the 1960's. Lots of Southern Baptists and religious people too.

Person 1: Dude, I have bad news...
Person 2: What? What's wrong?
Person 1: I have to go to Aiken, SC to visit my Great Aunt June for a whole week.
Person 2: I'm so sorry, here take some of my things so you have something to do there.
Person 1: Thanks man, you're the best! *bro hug*

Person A: Hey ya!
Person B: Hi...
Person A: I'm from Aiken, SC. Where you from?
Person B: Augusta, GA...
Person A: Lucky! You guys have a real mall and things to do!
Person B: Haha, yeah

by Blaze P. December 24, 2013

Aiken

A county in South Carolina and a smalll ass city in South Carolina. Lot's of horses and old people. Oh, joy.

Bobby: "Let's visit Aiken!"
Joe: "How about we go somewhere with things to do instead?"

by amango August 2, 2008

south aiken high school

a school where you are either a rich ass person or you're a pot head. sometimes, both. occasionally normal people. almost won state twice, but our quarterback threw the chance away twice and is now at a D2 school with the best running back in the state. our soccer team is legit, girls though, the boys suck. golf is not a sport. swimming does pretty good. volleyball games are only gone to to see some ass. the cheerleaders are mostly whores who have sex with their bestfriends ex or are boy crazy. some are legit. this is the worst school to possibly attend because we have a milkdud as our principal. oh we have coach waters as a legend who had sex with a student. only thing we have going is our football team. and that's barely good this year. so unless you are rich and/or like drugs, don't come here.

person 1: hey I am transferring to south aiken high school this year
person 2: are you a pot head or are you rich?
person 1: no I heard the teachers are very hands on there ;)

by bootysniffer6969 August 22, 2018

Aitken College

a school where cows live, learn, give , grow and gain. Also refered to as the "farm."

"hey mate heard that your gonna go to school at Aitken College"
"Ha Ha Say hi to the cows for me"

by thesexiestofthemall October 21, 2008

Clay Aiken

American pop singer, who won American Idol in like 2005 or something like that. Its okay girls, he gay.

Mom: So Billy, whos your favorite singer?
Billy: Clay Aiken
Mom: But isn't he gay?
Billy: Maybe...

by xSWAGxNO FAG19 April 4, 2011

Cara Aiken

1. Some one who comments on your facebook but deletes it before you read it. Then you receive a notification that this person wrote on your wall, but there is nothing there from them. This type of behavior is a total tease and should not be tolerated.

2.Some vodka and orange juice drinking skank who lives in the tundra and has a suit of armor in her living room and hair balls on her carpet

I got a notification saying that Todd wrote on my wall, but then I looked and there was nothing there from him. He totally Cara Aikened me, what a tease.

by Jorge W. Arbusto April 9, 2009

Clay Aikens

clay like poop that when it comes out it really aikens your butt hole

I ate a lot of pizza for dinner and later that night I had the worst case of clay aikens

by Broshack October 23, 2005