Directioner

More dangerous and skilled than FBI.

The Directioners found Paul's yeabook pictures, Zayn's and Niall's and Louis' bebos, and Harry's and Liam's myspaces'. They get One Direction related topics top-trending on Twitter daily on average and can analyse the shit out of everything they do based on choice of words, facial expressions, appearances and actions. News about One Direction spread amongst the Directions faster than Niall can devour a chicken wrap, double portion of curly chips, 5 hot chicken wings, and a corn on the cob.

Person 1: Did you hear, Zayn just bought celery and a frying pan.

Person 2: When?

Person 1: Like, four minutes ago.

Person 2: How do you know, they're on the other side of the world?

Person 1: I'm a Directioner.

by Hazzabo December 18, 2012

One direction

One direction is a lying band that said they will be back in 18 months but 18 months turned into 5 years

Girl 1: do you like one Direction

Girl 2: yeah but I have trust issues because of them

Girl 1:why
Girl 2: it’s been 5 years not 18 months

by :)Aaliyah November 5, 2020

directioners

One fandom that you don't want to mess with. Dont mess with directioners unless you have a death wish.

Harry styles had gotten attacked by bras and underwear by directioners.

by ✌ Lé. Big. Bri. Theory ✌ June 10, 2015

One Direction

Possibly world's bestest and biggest boyband. Dumb people say they're only famous for their looks, but it's so much more than that. They can definitely sing and write songs. It's very difficult to name any bad song of theirs, because there are none. And from naive people's view, they think that One Direction fanbase composed of only those crazy teenagers. But damn! ONE DIRECTION FANDOM CONSIST OF TEENS(definitely), kids, and even older people. The best thing about One Direction is, they're so much more than a band. They saved millions of lives through their music and just by being themselves, which a lot of people will never understand because they need to get the fuck outta here and go buy a brain. Their fans are called "Directioners" and please don't bother messing with a Directioner, or else they'll make you feel as uncomfortable as humanly as possible. I swear you've probably heard the "craziness" of One Direction atleast once in a lifetime.

Person: Why are you so obsessed over One Direction? They don't even know you
Directioner: Why are you breathing? You're gonna die anyway.

by I don't like 1D June 3, 2018

One Direction

A band that makes parents go the other direction

Teens love One Direction.

by Fieldhockey90315 December 31, 2014

one direction

the biggest liars and five boys who all failed maths. 18 MONTHS DOES NOT EQUAL 5 YEARS! also lou, 36+6 isn’t 38

also

larry is real

do you know one direction?

oh you mean the biggest liars of our century who still break our hearts without even doing anything.... yes i do

by harryandlouis May 30, 2020

Directioner

Directioners are the craziest, scariest, horniest fandom out there. Known for blogging 24 hours a day and writing the best gay smut that you will ever read, directioners are secretly insecure but hide it with amazing humour. Directioners have terms for everything: Fake Fans, supporting people together, young fans, girlfriends, etc. Many common, carrot-y inside jokes include 10.2 inches, carrots, spoons, cats, mirrors, etc.

Do not mess with a directioner or make fun of their ships, because they will most likely yell and then blog about it.

Person1: Hey, Why does Becky look so tired?
Person2: She's a directioner. She was probably up all night reading gay smut.

by Auden West May 29, 2013