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South African Sunrise 

Its when you stick a Vuvuzela up a girls ass and then blow into it...
I got this bitch loaded up on "Brown Browns" last night and gave her a South African Sunrise.

African Screwdriver 

A sex position similar to doggystyle but performed with the guy on top of the girl with the girl laying face down on the bed. No this is not a butt-pirate's position because African Screwdrivers shouldn't become rusty trumbones.
The African Screwdriver is my girlfriend's favorite position, and a pillow should be used for the girl's head to help prevent concussions.

african shit water 

When you pull a grav so milky the smoke inside looks like it's filled with African shit water.
Yo you trying to pull some African shit water before the concert tonight
african shit water by Milkman8 December 19, 2017

African surfing 

When you have sex with a very big assed woman, you smack her ass once and then just follow the waves.
Her: baby, lets have sex! Please daddy im horny.
Him: Alright, but I'm tired. Turn around and I'll do some african surfing.
African surfing by Tilion September 9, 2019

flying african sandal 

when you take a shit in a sandal, flipflop, chanckla, (e.t.c) and throw it at some one.
remember when i threw that flying african sandal at that guy

african skeleton key 

(n.) any hard, heavy object used to break a window in order to gain entry into a vehicle or structure. usually a rock.
Tyronne used an african skeleton key to get passed those weak-ass french doors.
african skeleton key by MDM August 9, 2005