Stab-Aerobics

The art of stabbing someone...

Dude 1: Hey man, have you ever seen someone get attacked like that, and like this (swinging a knife all over the place)

Dude 2: Attacked like that? Dude you need to learn some Stab-Aerobics...

by Yoshimaticz October 24, 2010

Irish Aerobics

Euphemism for what happens when you drink too much Guinness, Tullamore Dew, or other Irish whiskey.

"I had too many bloody pints last night and I was up in the loo doing Irish Aerobics all fucking night, oy!"

by kitschicat March 4, 2009

The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program

The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program. This means that you get no biotches.

Did you know that The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program which gets progressively more difficult as it continues? That's like, pretty cool. This means that you typically spend no time outside.

by God Hisself June 8, 2023

the FitnessGram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej May 2, 2018

horizontal aerobics

Another way of saying sex

Come here let’s do some horizontal aerobics

by _mike-oxlong_69 December 21, 2024

aerobable

The stuff that pilots talk about in the cockpit that is not said over the intercom.

Hey Jim what do you think the pilots are talking about. I don’t know Henry, probably just some aerobable.

by Alsolikes April 15, 2019

Aerobics music

Music with no heart.

Aerobics music again? That's the 87th time this week, you're slowly driving me crazy with that shit.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020