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accost the perimeter

Often done to prepare oneself to frost the perimeter, before one drops a messy pile of stool towards the hatch. Respectable men will always accost a perimeter before they frost it.
I could hear Boris accosting that perimeter for like 10 minutes before I actually heard stool splashing into the bowl!

Before perimeter is frosted, perimeter must be accosted!

Aggressive men waited outside of the communal restroom, ready to accost the perimeter one by one.

The perimeter was accosted multiple times by a large amount of guys.

The perimeter was accosted by three gang members in the public restroom.
by GerthPaul December 1, 2022
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Aerosmith

America's greatest rock n' roll band. Members include Steven Tyler (vocals), Joe Perry (Lead Guitar), Tom Hamilton (bass), Brad Whitford (2nd guitar) and Joey Kramer (drums and percussion). Most famous songs are 'Dream On', 'Walk This Way' , 'Dude (Looks Like a Lady)', 'Janies Got a Gun', 'Sweet Emotion', 'Love In An Elevator', 'I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing', 'Girls of Summe' and many more. In 1979, Joe Perry quits and is replaced with Jimmy Crespo and in 1980, Brad Whitford leaves and is replaced with Rick Dufay. Now, Aerosmith is back to it's original line-up and is still rockin hard.
We went to go see an Aerosmith concert in New York City.

Aerosmith is America's favorite rock band.
by Ben April 14, 2005
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aerosol ass

the term used to describe when you feel a diarrhea shit coming on, but all that comes out is air and a fine mist of shit.
Oh, man I blew up that bathroom with my aerosol ass!
by lavazza July 27, 2006
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alcosthesia

the state of being "under", either passed out, blacked out, or both, due to excessive consumption of the recreational beverage ethyl alcohol.
Jim had no clue which of us drew dicks on his face last night, as he was under alcosthesia.
by aquajerk/surly November 3, 2011
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accostitute

verb: To be verbally or physically attacked/abused by a prostitute.

Other forms: accostituting, accostituted
Holy shit, my five-year-old just got accostituted at Walgreens when he was buying some sour gummy worms!
or:
I'll talk to you in a bit, I'm accostituting some bitch who won't gimme a damn toothpick.
by kjpriest April 5, 2010
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Acosta

The last name of the most amazing awkward awesome people ever. Usually a depressed person but it does matter. :)
Look at the Acosta family! They are epic!
by Zz.bite.me.zZ March 7, 2015
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acostcoed

The condition of being accosted while shopping at Costco.
Alvira was just trying to pick up some cat litter, when she was acostcoed by a crazy woman trying to get to the free Wonder Bread samples.
by Stan-bell March 30, 2015
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