absolfuckinlutely

a cross between fucking and absolutely.

How are you?
Im absolfuckinlutely fine!

by IamEllessClass November 16, 2009

Absofuckinglutely

The same as the word absolutely but expressed with extreme emotion

I am going to absofuckinglutely murder you at a game of Madden. Ex.2 There is absofuckinglutely no way I'm giving you my password.

by D. Dubya July 12, 2015

Absofuckinglutely

you can use this word to express the same of 'without doubt'.

- Is it true?
- Absofuckinglutely!!!

by William Warney August 15, 2007

absolutively

certain

do you like girls ? absolutively !

by PompousDeviant December 5, 2011

Ideological Absolutism

A quality of human behavior which causes us to take absolute stances on ideas and then to define ourselves based on these stances. A major cause for division and conflict amongst humanity.

If it weren't for ideological absolutism we would have so much unity amongst humanity.

by AdarNation January 18, 2017

moral absolutism

The opposite of moral relativism, moral absolutism refers to belief in absolute moral grounded in God. Note that moral absolutism is both absolute and not absolute. As the magisterium of the Catholic church discerns more of God's truth and we understand His will better, they adapt their absolute definition of morals to reflect the newfound truth. However, this truth has been there all along and we were just doing it the wrong way previously, so it is the absolute truth (I think, but I'm not sure. Too much Catholic politics).

The Catholic church claims to have always followed a principle of moral absolutism. In the middle ages, it was discerned that indulgences were OKAY. After Martin Luther did the East–West Schism, the Catholic church found itself with less power and affluence due to its reduced size, so it went back to the Bible and reinterpreted it to mean that indulgences are NOT OKAY.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

New Year's Absolution

Easily described as the feelings of relief and consolation that you feel when you find out that all your friends gave up their New Year's Resolution(s) too.

Person 1: 'Aren't you supposed to be at the gym?'

Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'

Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'

Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.

by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009