Drop a spread sheet

Ejaculate, come, male climax
Act of projecting semen out of the body through one's cock

Did you drop a spread sheet?

Yeah! All over her face and she licked it.

by tickl1sh May 29, 2014

skeeted on a baby's head

It's when you fuck a pregnet bitch

Last night I skeeted on a baby's head, that bitch was big!!!

by SkeeterMan November 7, 2006

A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets

A man who is typically innocent or sweet natured when talking to women normally, but is immensely dominant in the bedroom.

"Jesus Christ", "what is it Christy ?" , "so I met this guy in the bar last night", "Oh?",

"and he was really nice and pretty good looking, he kept calling me beautiful and gave me a bunch of complements and suggested we should go to my place", "Mk?" "one thing lead to another, but then he started choking me and pulling my hair and shit", "wow", "and he even tied me down and spanked me", "talk about A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets".

by Drunken Italian 442 December 19, 2021

take a spin in the sheets

To have sex. Especially (though not necessarily) with someone else.

hey baby, how's about you put down that little vibrator so we can go take a spin in the sheets?

by vuck January 31, 2010

Whiter than a klan member's sheets

When something white is so clean you swear that a klan member might steal it

"I cleaned that sink until it was Whiter than a klan member's sheets."

by Bleach all ur problems away September 22, 2020

skeeted up like a mother fucker.

In Sulphur Springs, to be" Skeeted up like Mother Fucker" is to high as balls on cocaine.

according to qui-qui, they was" skeeted up like a mo-fucker " that night.

by Marina June 24, 2004

Askeeteet

Ur dumb

Robin: Hey terry, does 1+1=3?
Terry: Askeeteet

by Poopsock510 December 9, 2019