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A Night With Rachel Price 

An amazing night; an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well without drugs, sex, alcohol, or any other teenage self-destructing device.
Dude 1: Hey man, how was did last night go?
Dude 2: It was just A Night With Rachel Price.
Dude 1: So I am guessing it was good?
Dude 2: It was great.

A lifetime with Rachel Jones 

An amazing lifetime where an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well with drugs, sex, alcohol, or any self-destructing device you could find.
DUDE 1: HOW IS LIFE?
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!

Rachel is a maori

Tells people shes not a Maori when really she is....
Rachel is a Maori however doesn't like to be classed as one. would you see Rachel doing kapahaka? No you wouldn't
Kiora Rachel, sorry I don't understand that because I'm not a Maori

Does Rachel eat hungii ?? NO because she's not a Maori however she will eat fry bread because Rachel is a maori

Rachel is a maori

Tells people shes not a Maori when really she is....
Rachel is a Maori however doesn't like to be classed as one. would you see Rachel doing kapahaka? No you wouldn't
Kiora Rachel, sorry I don't understand that because I'm not a Maori

Does Rachel eat hungii ?? NO because she's not a Maori however she will eat fry bread because Rachel is a maori

Pulling A Rachael 

When you're at a party or event and you refrain from kissing, touching, and even speaking to the opposite sex.
Excluding yourself from provocative games like "spin the bottle" or "truth or dare".

This person also is a virgin and avoids situations where there are people of the opposite sex.
This person is disgusted with sexual contact and should probably become a nun.
This person also comes up with stupid excuses to attend social events.
Fred: "Hey, do you want to come to the football game tonight?"
Claire: "No, I'm really sick so I'm going to stay home so that I can go to the dance tomorrow night."
LATER
Jake: "Hey, where's Claire?"
Fred: "She's pulling a Rachael."
Pulling A Rachael by bossbitch11 November 10, 2011

a richele 

1)Being in a confusing situation
2)Having a confusing problem
3)Dealing with somthing that should work but for some reason refuses to work
Programming mouse control is such a richele