Jarred

-Coolest guy around
-Awesome in bed
-Funny
-Sportsman
-Big Penis
-Smokes a lot of marijuana
-Everyone doesnt mind being around him

Guy 1 - "That guy seems cool"

Guy 2 - "Yeah he has to be a Jarred"

by Coolkid1425 December 3, 2013

Jarred

A nigga who was supposed to be named Jared but got stuck with an extra r.

Jarred? Shouldn't that be spelled with one r?

by GordionKnot March 29, 2015

Jarring

When you say someone is annoying

Person 1: do you like Elizabeth?
Person 2: no, she's so jarring

by Definition user February 17, 2018

Jarred

- an amaaaazering guy!
- very cute; very sexy; very adoreable; very nice booty;)
- always fun to be with,talk to; is very funny
- is great for holding hands; giving hugs; giving kisses and

making you happy/ happy happy. (best boyfriend everr)
- alwayssssssss thee best!
- lovee of my life :)<3

Me: dont you wish you had a Jarred?? I know you do, but only i can. haa :)

by desireedesiree January 2, 2010

Jarring

To find a person or topic very annoying, it's intolerable.

I don't like the way he talks to me- it's so jarring.

by ayeshmb2020 January 14, 2020

Jarred

Just
A
Really
Really
Epic
Dude

"Check out my new shoes, I'm shinin' like Jarred in this bitch."

"You suck, why aren't you more like Jarred?"

by JarredJhahaha April 27, 2010

jar

A "jar" of 100 Ecstacy pills

My man just got a jar in last week. He's gotta get rid of all that X quick.

by Joe August 29, 2004