knock a buzzard off a shit wagon 

something so rank it cannot be described

That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon by spandex tubetop December 2, 2003

Wrap a buzzdog 

The term “wrapping a buzzdog” refers to applying a nicotine patch and folding over ones penis to create a hotdog that gives off a buzz.

Example:
“Yo I just stopped smoking and started no fap”
“Oh shit dude that’s tough”
“Nah man, hey I’ll be right back I’m gonna go to the bathroom to wrap a buzzdog.”

Wrap a buzzdog by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow December 6, 2018

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon 

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2011

Buzzkilling a Buzzkill 

There are 3 ways to do this:
1. say BK instead of buzzkill
2. if someone pinches their nose when someone makes a buzzkill you pinch your face or something else instead
3. make buzzkill sound different and weird like in an accent or something.

Guy1: YOUR MOM!
Guy2: BK! (while pinching chin)
Guy3: you 2 are such boozkialls
Guy4: all 3 of you shutup, you guys are buzzkilling a buzzkill.

Buzzkilling a Buzzkill by HGM4CHINE February 6, 2010

bitch and a buzzsaw 

Bicth and a buzzsaw simply is a reply to a loud noise and/or supprising event.

Like heres a few examples. "Bitch and a buzzsaw that was loud!" exclaimed jonny. or "Holy shit, that bear just ass raped that guy! Bitch and a buzzsaw, i didnt see that comin!"

bitch and a buzzsaw by james April 9, 2004

knock the buzzard off a shit wagon 

a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.

Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.

knock the buzzard off a shit wagon by MicahtheDangerous December 23, 2011

Buzzin' like a moose. 

The point when packing a lip of tobacco when you reach your best buzz and are as calm and chill as a moose.

Man, I'm buzzin' like a moose.

Buzzin' like a moose. by scottishchap January 21, 2011