Vacuum a kiss

(v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.

Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.

Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.

by nolandc September 15, 2019

1 hell of a kiss

1 hell of a kiss means you love someone very much you can’t posibly tell them how much you love them

I gave you 1 hell of a kiss lastnighT

by Viper X Sloth April 20, 2018

National Give your Lover a kiss day

Give your lover a kiss!

National Give your lover a kiss day

by bo_bo October 9, 2021

This and a Kiss

The equivalent of “this and a blunt” but approximately one billion times better because everyone KNOWS you’re referencing “this and a blunt” but you’re not SAYING it.

This and a kiss

by Cootervonslay February 25, 2022

I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted

Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

Gimme a kiss!

A fun game designed in the Garden State. To play read on.

Materials:
Lemon, Safety Scissors, Wood Plank

First, take the safety scissors and bang them upon the wooden plank until they break and are potentially lethal. Then, grab the next Australian person you see and slash his achilles tendon. Retrieve bowie knife from his person. With the bowie knive, tear out lemon meat leaving only the peel. Finally chase people around with it
(making its lips move, and shout, "Gimme a kiss!) at random. Enjoy immensely.

Not tonight Oliver, everytime we play Gimme a kiss you end up going to jail and i have to wait until after the trial to experience illegal bottom pleasure.

by C. J. Guff September 14, 2004

National Blow Your Homie a Kiss Day

March 3rd

Person 1: Hey did you blow your homie a kiss today?

Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Dude it's March 3rd
Person 2: Sorry didnt know it was National Blow Your Homie a Kiss Day (*blows kiss)

by Rapsman420 March 3, 2020