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Hit By A Bus

Hit By A Bus is slang for "Overdose".
It was derived from the ancient greek story of Sir Birnbaum III and is growing in popularity.
Man you really got hit by a bus - we'll all be praying for you.
by rountrjf March 21, 2008
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cat driving a bus

A term used to describe old television producers, who are presumably inept or out of touch with younger viewers, when they make inexplicable program decisions.
Producer: We're calling the new car segment "rides, whips and hoons."
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.
by AOTS Fan September 29, 2010
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Kiss a Bus

The term is most commonly used when politely telling someone to…. Drop dead.

Because we ALL know someone needs to hear it sometimes.
“You’re disgusting if you are part of or support the lgbtq community!”
“Okay Sister Cindy. I sincerely hope you kiss a bus.”
by CrystalRatz October 4, 2021
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Cat Driving a Bus

That guy needs to relax, he looks like a cat driving a bus
by River Bandit September 23, 2010
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Sock on a Bus Stop

When you're sitting on the top deck of the bus and you see a sock on top of the bus shelter.

You don't really know how it got up there and what is it doing up there. The sock have elevated beyond its ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him there to begin with
That little man David is like a Sock on a Bus Stop. I don't know how he got here!
by Bitch named Rachel November 6, 2018
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hit by a bus

When a friend, peer or coworker, usually male, meets a partner and they disappear from their friend group, work, and life.
"My student Eric had a great career ahead oh him until he got hit by a bus."

"He got ran over?!"

"May as well have, the bus's name was Ashley."
by lifedoesntexist January 3, 2020
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Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?

A game that consists of posing the question: "Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?" Then two options are provided, fictional characters, prominent figures, or acquaintances. The person(s) who the question then selects from the choices and then poses a new scenario. Different scenarios are possible but is usually that the bus ride is of medium duration of length, too long to go without acknowledging the other parties presence, but too short to create a meaningful bonding experience.
Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? . . .
Rep. Joe Wilson or the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez?
Oliver Cromwell or Andrew Jackson?
by public_transportation_fan January 9, 2010
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