Big Schlong Mike

A man who's penis is big, and I mean BIG. If you piss him off prepare for a Schlong Slap to the cheeks. If he makes you his bitch then you must carry his MASSIVE Schlong around church, Walmart, and funerals.

Jasmine was feeling extra horny, so Big Schlong Mike gave her a Schlonkey that she felt for a week.

by Big Schlong Mike March 11, 2020

Big boy mike

A opp some call a gay nigga sometimes but mainly a broke nigga think he a badass but he just a big booty bitch ass -North gaston community

Yea thats gay big boy mike!

by north gaston community✌🏻 June 4, 2018

big daddy mike

a guy with a big personlaity thats awesome

u kno th at awesome kid. oh u mean big daddy mike?

by lit kid 01 April 20, 2018

big peen mike

A tropical fish that was eaten in Minecraft

Sauce “Where did big peen Mike go ???“
Potato “I ate him”
Sauce “OMFG”

by Lambotits September 23, 2019

big soaring mike

an absolute lad. will always shoot up black tar heroin in the school bathroom. he is a well rounded guy that will always hit women. don't ever fuck with big soaring mike.

yea big soaring mike is the man, he sold me heroin.

by big soaring mike June 9, 2020

big mike

a motherfucking bigo troller

A: Who is big mike?
B: He is a motherfucking bigo troller.

by All women are bitch ass cunts August 30, 2023

Big Mike

To rape someone

Bro my uncle said he used to get Big Mike’d daily in prison.

by Bridgrkyorjsgejrkgmgdjsnrlg May 7, 2022