Keep a baby bitch

A girl that's so hot you'd marry her if you got her pregnant.

Have you seen the new secretary? A keep a baby bitch for sure!

by Carlos Stone March 27, 2015

Have a baby through my ass.

Take a really big dump.

After two helpings of Thanksgiving dinner last night and my morning cup of coffee, I feel like I'm going to have a baby through my ass.

by kingbruin May 21, 2011

Trying for a baby

The socially acceptable way of saying “my husband is doing big fat cums in my pussy”

My sister: Craig and I have been trying for a baby!
My mom: oh how wonderful sweetie!

All I heard: “my husband has been doing big fat cums in my pussy”

by Fuck your chicken strips March 19, 2019

half on a baby

To share a baby with a lover/partner pretty much saying you’ll both take care of the baby equally

Damn I really love her. With her, I would go half on a baby.

by Almightty_L January 11, 2018

two and a baby

Two and a baby is 2 and a 1/4 ounces. There are 28 grams in an ounce. A quarter ounce is 7 grams.

28+28+7=63

In TI's song "Dopeman" he says "Take $1250 go get you two and a baby. That's 63 grams if you whip that right."

by Sickboy254698 April 23, 2015

punch a baby

When someone is in a state of immense frustration.
super pissed off

That makes me want to punch a baby.
What the fuck im gonna go punch some babies

by conner gfizzle June 1, 2006

Waste a baby

When one proceeds to masturbate and excrete large (or if masturbation has occurred far too frequently) very small amounts of "semen", then one has, in effect, "Wasted a baby" ...

Example 1:

"Dude, Elle is so HOT! Just looking at her makes me want to waste a baby!!"

Example 2:

Person 1 - "What the hell is that smell?"

Person 2 - "I know, it smells like i couldn't help but waste a baby ..."

Person 1 - "Fuck you."

by 2BC and The Syklops April 27, 2009