Tundra Nigger

A slang name for the Inuit (Eskimo).

Those damned Tundra Niggers are crying for more money again. Nothing is ever good enough for them.

by Klu Klux Klaus December 16, 2010

Tundra Bitch

1. Preppy, bitchy girls living in the colder regions of America.

2. Girls whose outfits usually consist of Northface fleece jackets, Ugg boots, tight, black leggings, and copious amounts of makeup. Some tundra bitches will substitute the fleece for a fur-hooded coat.

Guy: That tundra bitch is hot.

Guy 2: Yeah, if girls who look like Yetis with fake tans appeal to you.

by Call Me Email January 27, 2010

tundra pig

A large woman generally (but not always) from the frozen tundra of Minnesota. These monstrous behemoths are known for their protective layers of lard to allow them to survive for days in the harsh winter months.

I'm tired of meeting girls on Myspace, they all use the angles to hide the fact that they're still tundra pigs.

by trahma July 29, 2008

Tundra Pussy

A chick who is unreceptive to advances from the male persuasion.

That bitch by the bar wouldn't even talk to me, she's some real tundra pussy.

by JD October 8, 2004

Tundra Jerk

The act of mashing blueberries in your hand and vigorously masturbating to climax in a matter of 3-6 strokes, closing your eyes, and dumping your load onto a pile of tundra lichens.

After a long jet boat ride staring at the golden locks of a prestigious doctor's daughter Eric excused himself, gathered some blueberries in his hands, mashed them up and executed the the “tundra jerk” with extraordinary accuracy.

by SteveLaurent May 16, 2019

Tundra Wookie

Women of the far north. (Namely Alaska and northern Canada).

A Tundra Wookie has more facial hair then a normal 18 year old man, prefer Beer over all other beverages, wear Carhart overalls with flannel shirts and typically green down cut off jackets, and drive lifted Dodge diesel pick up trucks.
ADVISE

When spoken too never look directly in eyes or you might become their prey. Do not get too close or you may pass out of large contents of tobacco and awake in their forein ungodly lair.

by A907K August 11, 2011

Tundra nigger

A disparaging term for Canadians, Russians, or moose.

Canada is full of tundra niggers.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006