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Zoosex

The act of participating in sexual intercourse with an animal which is not normally considered a domestic or farmed animal.
1. Dude! That zebra was hitting her so hard! It was some of the nastiest zoosex I've ever seen!

2. The farmer had zoosex with a flamingo in front of his wife and prize cow.

3. Man! That chick I fucked was so ugly it was practically zoosex!
by Anonymous Vomitus December 11, 2009
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Zoosexual

Random excuse to normalize raping animals in the LGBT community.
Spoilers: it's not gonna happen
person A: I'm zoosexual

everyone with a working brain: Piss off animal rapist
by CrungleChugger97 November 8, 2021
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zoosk whoare

a male or female that spends most of their time on zoosk or similar internet dating sites looking for prospective shags. u meet them they seem lovely then u never hear from them again yet theyre status is always ' recently online' they are blatently chatting to 50 plus people and possibly fucking more than 10 at same time ... slag!!!
kim is a zoosk whoare i fucked him then he never spoke to me again...
by nz_girl March 4, 2010
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Zoostomp

When you take vitamin B12 through exotic means, such as injecting it with a Zoostomper needle or digesting it by swallowing Zoostomper pellets.
"This dude got caught Zoostomping the other day."
"Yeah I heard he Zoostomps hard."
by boofcloudman November 19, 2020
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Zoosk

Zoosk is Online dating site that occasionly has ads here on urban dictionary. The only reason i like there ads more then the others is because their is actually somewhat fine lesbians kissing.
Guy 1: What the hell, why are you on zoosk?
Guy 2: I'm meeting sum hot bitchez.
Guy 1: Dude, that shits for lesbians.
Guy 2: Whatever.
Guy 1: Yeah its how your mom met your other mom.
by Buddaah420 July 7, 2010
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Zooshie

A child that is obsessed with geometry dash and minecraft speedrunning
Oh hey, have you seen that person over there?

Yeah, I have. They're listening to geometry dash music. They're definitely a Zooshie
by Mentally ill comedian October 5, 2021
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Zoosexual

A word used by animal rapists trying to normalize raping animals. If you want to fuck animals you should be shot like them.
Hey dude, I should kill myself because I am Zoosexual!
by Big Willie III October 20, 2021
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