National Beat A Zoophile Day

On December 8th you can beat up any zoophile, and they can't fight back.

National Beat A Zoophile Day
Guy 1: Hey, I'm a zoophile
Guy 2: You have 5 seconds to run.

by SparkieFlake November 27, 2021

Zoophile

A human being that rapes animals claiming to be inlove when it is impossible for the animal to love a human sexually zoophiles are animal rapist please help them help its illegal rape is abuse stop them

Zoophiles everyday:

Disgusting person: im gonna shag my dog cause im disgusting and should die teehee
Dog: running away
Disgusting: stop running away ur teasing me

Dog: scared
Disgusting:* using dog as sex toy*
Dog: traumatized and get less touchy and hides more
Disgusting: getting more pets to use as sex toys

by ...__...me December 16, 2021

Zoophile

someone who is in love with animals like dogs and cats instead of a human being

Son/Daughter: Dad, I'm a zoophile

Dad: Shut the fuck up I wish I left you a long time ago👴

by Daquantavious May 8, 2022

Zoophiles

Zoophiles are sick people that has a sexual attraction to animals. they aren't humans, they are monsters.

zoophiles should be in jail

by Clovxerx February 17, 2022

Zoophilia

When someone is sexually attracted to animals

(ALSO KNOWN AS A ASSHOLE)

Person 1. I'm a member of Zoophilia

Person 2. So your attracted to damn animals?

Person 1. Yea!

Person 2. They can't even consent nigga... get the fuck outta my face

by DummyIsTooDummySmart September 1, 2022

zoophile

A absolute piece of garbage human that should rot in the deepest part of hell.

person 1: dad I'm a Zoophile
person 2: and you are a waste of sperm

by Crystal2Gamez March 3, 2022

Zoophile

A zoophile is a "person" who has sexual relationships with an animal. They literally have sex with them. So if your a zoophile and you're reading this, here's what my 11 year old self wants to tell you: Go fucking kill yourself you disgusting scumbag. If you know you're a zoophile go get lifelong help and stay away from animals!. Animals mate with their own kind not the human kind. In fact i doubt if you zoophiles should be considered human beings and given pronouns. Zoophiles are so dangerous they can even go to an extent of raping animals. Disgusting! Cruel! I bet even the worst serial killer would be having continuous nightmares if they heard about it. GO FUCKING DIE U DISGUSTING ZOOPHILES! I HOPE U ALL DIE IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE!

Alf: Wtf? did you watch the news? The maths teacher had sex with a fucking kitten
Rexanne: Wtf is wrong with him? FUCKING ZOOPHILE! He should rot in jail!

by QueenHonest April 14, 2022