Zookeeper

(noun)- A boyfriend/husband that is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife, because compared to him, she looks like a zoo animal

Ned: Don't you think Bob could find a way prettier girlfriend than the one he's with?

Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper

by TheTouchingUncle August 20, 2010

Zoopdewoop

Zoop-dee-woop: An exclamation used to express joy or approval.

"I just finished my homework."
"Zoopdewoop!"

by TheShadyGecko May 17, 2018

zoomeet

To meet over zoom. Visual presence essential. In 0 AC (After Corona), Zoomeeting is the substitute for the social connection we crave, preserving sanity of civilization.

There were no parties, there were no meetings, there were no socials. There were only zoomeets. We don’t meet other humans anymore - we are content with zoomeets.

by Adanny100 April 23, 2020

zookeeper

a white slave trader of black slaves. very racist term to decribe a whit person. proud white person may call himself this.

U fuckin' zookeeper!

by calloom May 27, 2006

Zookeeper status

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.

When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.

by Lewis Hawkins October 16, 2008

zoobeezle

The act of going to the zoo, and you suddenly realize you're the exhibit.

I hecame a zoobeezle when the lion was watching me.

by slungeflob May 28, 2013

zooper

a zooper is one who doesnt understand simple things and is a simp.

this retard gary is such a fucking zooper

by crispynigg April 20, 2020