zoosen

Verb: the act of sleeping while taking a deuce

A: Hey where is john

B: He's in the bathroom zoosen it

by regala December 29, 2009

Wet Zoober

The creamy tip of a doggy's wet pecker after sex on a summer day. Dog owners in Turkey often kiss and lick their pet's wet zoober to get tasty protein from a puppy's delicious red rocket.

A dog's asshole may be incredibly satisfying, but a wet zoober tastes even better.

by Bucky Small Hooves November 3, 2007

zoober

Any hair on or around a male's genital area. Originated in Norwell, MA.

Gingers have red zoobers, which is pretty weird.

Sometimes I stick my zoobers up my asshole when I'm bored because I like the way it makes my asshole tingle.

When I get wicked hungry, I eat my zoobers, poop them out, and eat the poop again.

by Animal Porn Fanatic July 27, 2012

zoobeezle

The act of going to the zoo, and you suddenly realize you're the exhibit.

I hecame a zoobeezle when the lion was watching me.

by slungeflob May 28, 2013

Zoobered

When your extremely fucked up. You get so fucked up , that it sets you back.

I am really zoobered zabbered

by Simmerin is Settlin down January 26, 2020

zoebensonluvr

the best mutual ever🤗 and zoe benson’s wife🤤

i love zoebensonluvr! she is the best mutual ever!

by sstupidshinyvolvoowner June 22, 2021

Zooberfucked

When a person is an incomprehensible level of high after smoking or consuming marijuana that only the word zooberfucked can describe their state.

I'm so zooberfucked.
Look at him he's completely zooberfucked.
Let me get my life sorted before I get zooberfucked.

by DrBert February 5, 2022