Zoidberg

While you are fucking your partner and about to reach climax, when you are cumming, start shouting "w00p w00p w00p w00p" like Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama.

Last week I gave my brother's girlfriend a Zoidberg and then she started laughing.

by SoberSodomizer February 9, 2012

Zoidberg

1. a character on futurama

2. a vagina whose lips have descended past any reasonable point, thus looking like the lips of one Dr. Zoidberg

'hey, don't date that chick, she has a zoidberg'

by miss sybil August 1, 2012

Zoidberg

After having sex the male runs around the house naked doing the "Zoidberg" (Scuttling around like a crab clamping your hands going "WHOOP WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB!" at the top of his lungs) as seen in Futurama. All to simulate his dominance of sexual activity. He probably came inside her too...

Guy 1 "Man did you see Daryck Zoidberg last night?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, what a lucky guy to have her after that"

by Kingofthedivide June 6, 2013

Zoidberg

To motor boat a females vagina, while using one hand to stick four fingers in her anus while simultaniously punching her in the taint.

"Brads mom was screaming like a banchee when i Zoidberged her last night."

by Joshisthefuckingman May 20, 2008

zoidberg

The art of while getting a blowjob Grab both of the persons hands in a pincer like position wiggle your cock in there mouth so the sound that comes out should be Wobwobwobwobwob....

I was gettin a blowjob last night and i gave her the old zoidberg...

by lovelymissy June 15, 2012

Zoidberg

Noun: A Oral and Manual Sex act: four fingers are pushed into the |Vagian. The tongue and mouth are used to stimulate the Vulva and Clitoris. Both mouth and Hand are used in a vigorous wriggling manner.

James "Lindsey loves it we're doing the Zoidberg tonight!"

Lindsey : I can't wait to go to James' house later. He told me we could Zoidberg tonight.

by BoaTManMe November 30, 2020

Zoidberg Party

A Zoidberg party is any event that you organize where the only person to show up is yourself.

I tried to put on a seminar about ethical research and it turned out to be a total zoidberg party

by RAAN96 August 19, 2008