An exclamation often provided after a joke when it becomes clear that the initial goals of the joke failed.
My men tell me that your boy screamed like a whore, as they ravaged him -- again, and again. And your wife, squealed like a boy as they nailed her to the cross.

Zing!
by CheesusHCrust January 4, 2012
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The feeling one gets after a nice line of blow.

Euphoric feeling you get after snorting.
Example 1:

Subject A: *snort* *snort*

Subject B: How is it?

Subject A: ZING!

Example 2:

*snorting*......ZING!
by Snorterman March 1, 2011
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(Interjection) A word used when a joke is only funny to the person that tells said joke and has no real relevance to the conversation currently at hand.
Guy 1: Man, that burrito I had last night was awesome!

Guy 2: Yeah, just like your mom!

Guy 1: Zing...
by Jewcore February 21, 2009
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A non-fatal electric shock
"Damn I just got zinged by that electric cable, dagnammit!"
by Evfedu February 21, 2006
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An electric coffee grinder when used for busting up marijuana.
He popped the chronic in the zing zing and busted it up nice and fine for the blunt.
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