Zjierbness

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected

I feel z j i e r b n e s s

(z j i e r b n e s s is an acceptable alternative spelling of Zjierbness)

by ExtraE113 February 15, 2021

haqq zijtek tal-mustacci

Haqq zijtek tal-mustacci is a collocial Maltese expression used to offend the aunt of the interlocutor . The literal translation is " fuck your mustache aunt"

Zeppi : Aw pep kif int ?
Peppi : Aw haqq ghall liba kif qazzistni haqq zijtek tal-mustacci

Hey pep how are you ?
Fuck semen you irritate me , fuck your mustache aunt .

by Crocodile-death-spin​ April 12, 2017

zjierb

The feeling of when you bite into a pickle, and it's squishier than you expected.

I feel zjierb.

by Stelith February 16, 2021

Baked Zitied

(v): the state of being absolutely fried when smoking a fat blunt.

synonyms: high, bombed, zooted, spliffed, blasted, toasted, baked

Stoner 1: "Yo! Pass the nugget!"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah, I'm feeling roasted off of this L."
Stoner 1: *inhales* "Whew, I'm baked zitied kid!"
Stoner 2: "Hahaha, yes!"

by m.Cdowd July 13, 2009

Zi Jie

Have the largest dick on earth

Is a baller and has a lot of money

I want to be like Zi Jie

by Hekwbeu January 5, 2018

ziji

Pussy destroyer

Damn ziji

by Bob dorg June 20, 2017

Zjierb

A feeling that is not disappointing nor anger, nor disgust. But is instead an entirely unique feeling only felt when biting into a pickle that is squishier than the consumer expected it to be. And is not negative nor positive. A universal feeling.
Most famously used by a man named Brian David Gilbert.
Common side effects include going to Zjierb.com

"That pickle was squishy, why, how Zjierb.:
"You mean that feeling you have when you bite into an unexpectedly squishy pickle?"
"Yeah."

by CasterMonk February 15, 2021