the loml and he should yours too because have you seen him he’s so hot and hot hate for leaving the band but last time i check it was for his meant health so back off and leave him alone he did nothing wrong.

1:ugh why did zayn malik leave the band he’s so annoying

2: *gunshot*
2: my work here is done

zayn malik by ruth.regalado April 20, 2021

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Zayn Malik

Harry Styles’s ex-boyfriend and soulmate.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Zayn Malik?
Person 2: Yeah! He’s Harry’s soulmate for sure.

Zayn Malik by asdf_anya_asdf May 17, 2021

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Zayn Malik

A hot gay boy from the band One Direction. Rumor has it, he cares more about his hair products than his own mother. He has diarrhea at least once every two days, due to his fear of being touched by poor people. He is flawless, like a unicorn peeing sparkling water.

Zayn Malik resembles a 4 year old gymnastics girl with yeast infection.

Zayn Malik by Doniya Malik June 24, 2012

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Zayn Malik

my husband. that’s all.

Some idiot: Who’s Zayn Malik?
Me: uh my husband?

Zayn Malik by zaynswife.com July 9, 2021

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