A person named Zach is usually a sweet person. They make people care about them just by being around, and make those people miss them. When you see a person named Zach, your heart will pound, beat like there's no one else. You fall in love with them.. And it sucks. Especially when you're apart. They're kind of like a fortune cookie, and you'll never know what your fortune is until you explore it.

Boy, I wish I had a zach like that.

Zach by IamselfishIambrave April 24, 2014

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the coolest person in the world, next to God. revered as one of the best people to know by many scientists around the world. he is so cool that everyone wants to meet him and all the hot chick want to be near him.

zach z, the coolest person that ever has touched the face of the earth

zach by anonymous-contributor July 16, 2008

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A very special guy. Zachs' are amazing boyfriends too! They are very brave. He can make you feel like the most important person in the world. Zachs' will also get his friends out of the way just to be with his girlfriend. He will seem like the most PERFECT guy on Earth in your eyes. Zachs' also have the best blue eyes! It's easy to fall in love with him. Most likely, Zachs will have only one girl in their mind. They are funny, hott, perfect, nice, respectful, smart and amazing! If a Zach ever asks you out say YES, because it will be the best decision to make. Hold on to him too, because you never know how much you will love or need him until you lose him.

Zach hott smart funny loving

Zach by KJ&Shells1234 January 12, 2014

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A man who generates sheer epic fucking history. A man that will, and by no intention, influences the wind to gust at extremities higher than the potential velocity of an asteroid striking the earth with terminal impact whilst anything and everything else stirs with nothing more than the speed of a flutter created within blinking an eye. A man that strides down the street with unrivaled confidence, sometimes only obtainable after zaching the night away prior, that the surrounding population of passerbyes are compelled to participate in the act of throwing themselves towards oncoming traffic (if none around, enticing on a one-night stand with the nearest base of a man-hole) as the result of an entire lifetime of perspective shifting so dramatically they can no longer bear to struggle the combustion of internal conflict encompassing their every thought. Conflict created with the disbelief that one man can exist with such refined elegance, such vast and seemingly infinite knowledge. That one man can bend the very essence of 'being', solely with his power of will, to whom otherwise would be inconceivable and thus driven to insanity in attempt. That this one man, can possess such polished and divine character, with unparalleled tenacity that one could only describe with the predicate of magnificence, all the while his watch is keeping incredible time.

"Those stars sure are shining Zach tonight".

"If only I could gaze to the awe that is Zach without this protective eye-wear".

Zach by errybodyalltogethernow January 18, 2011

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