zz top

The greatest southern rock band ever.

ZZ TOP:

Jesus Just Left Chicago

or

Woke Up With Wood

by shanediesel September 27, 2005

zz top

Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.


They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.

ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

ZZ Top

One of many great bands/entertainers to come out of Texas. Ranked somewhere between Stevie Ray Vaughan and Pantera, but below Willie Nelson. More recent TX musical artists such as Bowling for Soup and Jessica Simpson can lick ZZ Top's bearded nuts.

ZZ Top's rowdy, shit-kicking guitar riffs revurbirate through your spine.

ZZ Top's "Sharp-dressed Man" is a great song to hear when you're getting ready to go out.

by Call me the Mayor November 22, 2006

ZZ Wop

An Italian guy with a very long beard, like the classic rock band ZZ Top.

Anthony and Paul either need to shave, or start an act called ZZ Wop.

by thesarsvolta October 12, 2008

ZZ Top

a kick ass rock band that i listen to every day, NOT to be confused with all of the rest of the southern/mid western garbage crap

ZZ top is the shit!

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

ZZ Top

UK biker slang. Any beard or pubic hair growth of extrodinary magnitude. Named after the famous texas blues rock band of the same name for obvious reasons.

...when she took her knickers off her ZZ top reached her knees.

by black flag May 29, 2004

ZZ twat

When a woman's pubic hair is very long and unkempt, reminiscent of a ZZ Top style beard.

"Holy Shit! Check out the jungle on that girl." "Yeah, she's really rockin' the ZZ twat.

by T Spoon October 22, 2009