I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

Blatantly useless retort which younger primary school students use.

Playground Bully: Ha ha! Ernie's Crap!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

by Ophite1 June 7, 2004

I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?

The correct way to taunt on playgrounds. Often missaid as "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?". Mostly by australians. Often shortened to "I know you are but what am I?"

Timmy: "you're a poop head"
Aaron: "I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?"
Timmy: *cries*

by TDYank June 9, 2020

You just said Ike

"You just said Ike, dumbass" is a line from DougDoug's video where he tries to beat a level in Super Smash Bros without saying the name of any Super Smash Bros character. Since "Ike" appears in alot of words, the most common Super Smash Bros character for DougDoug to fail the challenge on is Ike. The text-to-speech says "You just said Ike, dumbass" when that happens.

You just said Ike

by These are NOT POODLES May 15, 2022

OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!

A response to any insult directed at someone around you

Person 1: "The world would be a better place without you"
Person 2: "OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!"

by That Guy That Nobody Likes May 16, 2016

I said, you look fat in those pants!

An effective rebuttal used by a man who has just been denied dancing privileges with the woman of his choice in a noisy club.

Man (yelling over the music): "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"

Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"

by What the ? February 25, 2006

cocks you said?

A typical response where you just randomly bring it up when you’re having a conversation with someone.

“Hey have you seen that new movie that came out last week?”

“Cocks you said?”

by Unkownthedown September 15, 2018

You said it!

A winning condition of an unknown game that young children play. The goal is to not say 'what' while playing. Common losses are caused by one person saying the others name and they respond with 'What?.'

-Scenario where John wins:
John: Hey Jane!
Jane: What!?
John: You said it!
Jane: Aw, dang it!
-Scenario where Jane wins:
John: Jane, guess what!
Jane: No, you guess!
John: Fine, what?
Jane: You said it, twice!

by EndrDragon44 November 27, 2024