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I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

Blatantly useless retort which younger primary school students use.
Playground Bully: Ha ha! Ernie's Crap!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
by Ophite1 June 7, 2004
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I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?

The correct way to taunt on playgrounds. Often missaid as "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?". Mostly by australians. Often shortened to "I know you are but what am I?"
Timmy: "you're a poop head"
Aaron: "I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?"
Timmy: *cries*
by TDYank June 9, 2020
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You just said Ike

"You just said Ike, dumbass" is a line from DougDoug's video where he tries to beat a level in Super Smash Bros without saying the name of any Super Smash Bros character. Since "Ike" appears in alot of words, the most common Super Smash Bros character for DougDoug to fail the challenge on is Ike. The text-to-speech says "You just said Ike, dumbass" when that happens.
by These are NOT POODLES May 15, 2022
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OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!

A response to any insult directed at someone around you
Person 1: "The world would be a better place without you"
Person 2: "OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!"
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I said, you look fat in those pants!

An effective rebuttal used by a man who has just been denied dancing privileges with the woman of his choice in a noisy club.
Man (yelling over the music): "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"

Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"
by What the ? February 25, 2006
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BLULULULULULULULULULULULULU!!
An Idiot "I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT RAAAAAPE! BLULULULULULULULULULULULULU!!"

Hym "This ☝️ is what she is doing here. Other people need to stop pretending it's not that."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2025
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But the thing YOU said

A retard "But the thing YOU said! But the thing YOU said!"

Hym "Yeah, I'm aware of what I said. That isn't what was important here. You are using every vapid remark to invalidate the substantive parts. There were substantive parts in here and you want the racial slurs to be to be more important than that and it isn't. And they're not. I'm also doing it indiscriminately and am, therefore, not 'discriminating on the basis of immutable qualities.' Do you get the joke? Do you get the point of doing it? And coming from a sexual and economic diversity hire it's not fucking surprising. I don't need to reconsider how I'm talking about people. If I want people to talk differently about me you expect me to change my behavior but when I talk about you... I again have to change my behavior. Do you see how incoherent that is? No. I'm not changing my fucking behavior until I'm made whole. It begins and end with you not having to change any behavior... And ME having to change my behavior for no reason. So that some stupid fuck can get away with sweeping my contributions under the rug."
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
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