Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder

A residual mental illness caused by chronic exposure to the high-pitched, pneumatic barking of small dogs belonging to one’s neighbors.

I am slowly but surely getting some distance from this Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder; I’ve noticed a decrease in my hypervigilance to sound since I removed myself from the noisy old neighborhood that was heavily populated by an army of tiny yappers who reacted to every single sound throughout those days and nights.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019

trailer park yuppie

Young, materialistic trailer park residents. They often occupy double or triple wide manufactured homes and usually have all the trappings of more typical yuppie forms. Though they live in a mobile home community, they are separated from their trailer trashneighbors by tasteful clothing, nice furniture, and a penchant for fine wine and/or cigars.

"Shannon carries a Tory Burch tote and always orders the most expensive wine on the menu, but lives in the worst trailer park in town!"
"Yeah, she's such a trailer park yuppie!"

by Shanoe August 25, 2008

yappitorium

A canine gymnasium designed to be a type of day treatment facility for unmanageable neighborhood dogs that bark all day long and drive neighbors out of their minds.

I set up the yappitorium, calling it “Happy Doggy Day Care” and passed out free coupons to my immediate neighbors until that fine day arrived that I could lay in my hammock all day long reading a book and listening to the birds chirp softly.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

Yip yapping

Synonymous to blabbering.

A: Do you know what happens to us when we die?

B: I'm gonna go pick my shoes while you lie there yip yapping about life.

by Namastedoston July 21, 2016

yapper snapper

A disparaging term for a pneumatic little canine bark-box who also bites.

Watch out for that annoying little yapper snapper, he looks cute but he can draw blood!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020

yuppie food stamp

Twenty dollar bills, generally from automatic teller machines.

Joe Ryan stopped by the ATM and picked up some yuppie food stamps.

by saxicolous March 9, 2004

Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.

I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019