Yakov Reznikov

This sexy human is actually something else. He makes any human cream when he enters the room. In fact, when he was born, a new form blessing was created. When you lay your eyes on this Reznikov of a man, your eyes are blessed for the rest of your life.
Strengths: Everything
Weaknesses: Tejinder Manhas, Wally Sawchuk, Angela Chan

Friend: You're almost as sexy as Yakov Reznikov
Me: Dude I'm not even close to him. He's just something else

by Dexter Forster June 6, 2022

Yakoff Smirnoff

The transformation of a fully functional human being to a human being that is not functional because of a horrid episode of vomiting usually caused by food, drugs, alcohol, or all three combined. Hence the word yak. Word is Russian originating from the comedian Yakov Smirnoff.

Yo bro, i totally got sick at last night's party. Ya man, you totally turned into to Yakoff Smirnoff. Ya man a total yakoff episode.

by ElevatingtheMind November 29, 2006

yakoden

For use in replacement for okay.
Pronounce yea-co-den

Person 1-"Make sure you dont forget your bag"
Person 2-"Yakoden"

by Jason Moss February 17, 2008

yakov suckov

When a cute Russian chick sits on your face and blasts your dick to pieces with a silicone vagina.

When I was in Moscow, I met a nice woman that gave me the Yakov Suckov.

by MJohnsonD October 17, 2018

yako

okay

yako, see you there

by hello. March 16, 2003

Yakexican

A mexican from Yakima Washington.

Someone who lives in yakima wa and is mexican is a yakexican

by Rayder89 April 3, 2010

yakoff

fat ugly kid unable to get girls or even guys. likes to go around thinking they are the best person ever when they really just suck. weak, fat,lazy, and small penis are all things that follow ppl with this name. girls find them ugly and guys just kick the crap out of them. wears glasses, likes sports and seems to work in banks. also seem to think pimping out there cars are cool, when who cares. they have a need to rub shit in ppl faces by buying the newst cellphones and other things. this kind of person is nothing more then the scum of the earth.

unable to perform sex bc of ugly looks and small penises, they rezort to porno's or sex toys. any girl with a yakoff is also very ungly and unable to find anything better do to being to slutly for other guys.

yo that kid thinks hes all that fixing out his car but still nothing but a yakoff!

by haterofdumbasses February 6, 2008