The sentence used by overly dramatic/self-pitying girls with curly hair that enjoy crying in dormitory lobbies. Although meant to invoke pity, it often brings forth joyous laughter from apathetic male scholars. This sentence is also used to mock aforementioned self-pitying girls, and as such, should be inserted into normal conversation whenever possible to further malign said girl.
"Are you feeling ok, Morgan?"
"So now you care!*whimper sniffle sniffle whine*"
Guy's version:
"Hey dude. What's up?"
"UHHH... SO NOW YOU CARE???!!!"
"Oh what a hilariously everlasting joke. This will always be funny because we are men and don't cry at the drop of a hat."
"So now you care!*whimper sniffle sniffle whine*"
Guy's version:
"Hey dude. What's up?"
"UHHH... SO NOW YOU CARE???!!!"
"Oh what a hilariously everlasting joke. This will always be funny because we are men and don't cry at the drop of a hat."
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Also known as nyk. The full phrase is 'Now you know better than that'. When someone says or does something so ridiculous, stupid, hilarious, or outrageous, the proper response to the situation is simple: "Now you know." nyk can be used in the place of lol for when you just don't know how to respond.
Dumb Bitch: I dropped $5 at Starbucks and $8 at Panera. The perfect breakfast!
Intelligent Person: Now you know.
Future Dropout: I totally bombed that test.
Friend: Well did you study for it.
Future Dropout: No.
Friend: Now you know.
Intelligent Person: Now you know.
Future Dropout: I totally bombed that test.
Friend: Well did you study for it.
Future Dropout: No.
Friend: Now you know.
by mintjellyfish November 12, 2011
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Get the Check you out now mug.A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.
It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.
Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game
Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....
Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game
Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....
by weeksfree February 9, 2010
Get the I am so gay for you right now mug.The sentence used by overly dramatic/self-pitying girls with curly hair that enjoy crying in dormitory lobbies. Although meant to invoke pity, it often brings forth joyous laughter from apathetic male scholars. This sentence is also used to mock aforementioned self-pitying girls, and as such, should be inserted into normal conversation whenever possible to further malign said girl.
"Are you feeling ok, Morgan?"
"So now you care!*whimper sniffle sniffle whine*"
Guy's version:
"Hey dude. What's up?"
"UHHH... SO NOW YOU CARE???!!!"
"Oh what a hilariously everlasting joke. This will always be funny because we are men and don't cry at the drop of a hat."
"So now you care!*whimper sniffle sniffle whine*"
Guy's version:
"Hey dude. What's up?"
"UHHH... SO NOW YOU CARE???!!!"
"Oh what a hilariously everlasting joke. This will always be funny because we are men and don't cry at the drop of a hat."
by Nidamric July 15, 2008
Get the So now you care! mug.Expression used when someone FINALLY gets the gist of what you're telling/teaching them to do. Usually said for laughs or weirdness/British points.
Idiot: So you put the acid in and THEN the cheese?
You: No, BACON, then cheese
Idiot: oh THAT'S how you make a cheeseburger!
You: Now you're on the trolley!
You: No, BACON, then cheese
Idiot: oh THAT'S how you make a cheeseburger!
You: Now you're on the trolley!
by skymar February 22, 2010
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