Yolanda

A beautiful, touchy, and funny girl. An Aquarius, and boy have you seen this girl dance. Has a lot of opinions on people mostly good, DON'T get on her bad side trust me she can roast you to ashes.
She likes when people nickname her/call her Yoyo.
If you have a Yolanda in your life treat her like a queen and I can bet you she'll return the favour.

Guy #1: Who's that dancer?
Guy #2: That's Yolanda, she's amazing isn't she?
Guy #1: Hell yea!

by I.Simp.for.fictionalcharacters May 7, 2021

Yolanda

A bitch

Aye y’all saw Yolanda yeah she’s a bitch

by Bodybangers667 July 15, 2019

Yolanda

A hidden terminology for refering to cocaine disguised in the third person.

What's up dawg you wanna kick it with Yolanda tonight.
Hell yeah, I love that bitch!
Yeah me too, only problem is she always leaves right when you think your starting to get along.
True, True, but I still wanna get at her.

by f#%kbeer_OC May 13, 2006

Yolanda

Yolanda is a Very sweet, gentle, awesome, beautiful hard working women and she never gives up she can be a great friend and trustworthy she also believes in god and virgin marry and Jesus.

“Yolanda you’re the best”

“Yolanda can I trust you” “yea”

by Aaron Medina muñoz February 22, 2020

Yolanda

A bitch who shoots people

Person: did u hear about that chick Yolanda?
Other person: no why?
Person: bro she shot someone!

by Ayemeh June 2, 2019

Yolanda

Spawns in churches.

You never see anyone named Yolanda as a kid, the only are in churches.

by Ibowluhater69 March 21, 2021

Yolandas

A term / song created by hip hop artist Ke Turner that describes fake people. It was inspired by the tragic story of the famous Tejano singer Selena Quintanilla whose life was cut short by a supposed "close friend" Yolanda Saldivar.

1.: a person who is not true, real, or genuine in friendship: COUNTERFEIT, SHAM
2.: a person that you should keep out of your circle at all times

Why is your friend acting jealous of you like that? Be careful, they might be a Yolanda.

I see you out here doing it big, watch out for them Yolanda types, aight?

Keep all Yolandas out your circle, we don't need that fake love.

by keepitabean February 2, 2021