Xans

The best narcotic for anxiety in the world. It's also excellent for a stomach bug, stomach aches, headaches(even migraines), insomnia, the common cold, broken bones as well as cuts and scrapes, depression, mania due to bipolar disorder, and athlete’s foot. It’s affects make it commonly abused. It relaxes a person, and the more taken, the less that’s remembered. Although it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to mankind, it is very addictive. The longer it is taken, the more needed to feel the affects and once your tolerance raises, it will never lower again even if you quit the drug. Xans arethe best medication in the world. Fact.

Woman, if you ever expect me to get on a rollercoaster, airplane, helicopter, high dive,rooftop, ladder, skyscraper, or Santa’s sleigh, I’ll need at least six Xans.

by jm0ney91 June 20, 2018

Off da xans

Also: Off Da Zans

Synonym for: Barred out

To be wasted on xanex, an anti-anxiety benzo that makes you act drunk but worse, especially if you take more than one

He fell off his skateboard, stumbling into the nearest person "dude are you okay?"

"Nah man I'm off da xans"

by gearsfearsandaviolin August 25, 2016

Xans

(Zan-es) an abbreviated word for Xanax

"And I got way too many feelings, way too much emotion
All this Xans inside my body..."

by darkluz June 17, 2016

Xenos ex Machina

A plot device whereby a seemingly inextricable problem is suddenly and abruptly solved with the contrived and unexpected intervention of an extraterrestrial being.

Hey look, Superman saved the day by flying around the Earth really fast and turning back time! Thank goodness for Xenos ex Machina!

by Royston Lodge September 13, 2011

Xanodia

Xanodia's are extremely mentally unstable men capable of befriending others equally unstable. They do not fall into any specific group aside from ones they create. They become leaders of hordes of mentally unstable ready to destroy the world.

i heard a group of maniacs escaped the mental ward last night, they are Xanodia's army now.

by islayslayer June 10, 2011

Xanus

wild and loving. a wildling

That girl is a red haired Xanus. Shes wild

by HAnus June 8, 2013

xanns

Worst wide receiver in the old football league. Watches anime 24/7 and named himself xanns cause he like to overdose on it. He Trash asf.

That dude a xanns

by Epony November 26, 2019