Anus Curly-Wurly

What Manfred Mann's Earth Band wrote in their song, Blinded by The Light. But bro, the bird is a player.

Producer: So, whatcha wanna write in this song?
Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Little early birdy gave my anus curly-wurly.
Producer: That's totally reasonable.

by aNuS-cUrLy-WuRlY February 21, 2023

Curly Wurlies

Pubic Hair, particularly in the crotch area.

"Its like my testicles have their own jew fro"

"yah man, that's a lot curly wurlies you got going there.

by Teeps Teeples January 5, 2011

accidental wurlitzer leg percussion

When the funk is too strong and the leg of the keyboard wants to join in. First seen in sky mall by Vulfpeck.

"I love Sky Mall!"
"Yeah, that song was so funky, it even had accidental wurlitzer leg percussion."

by seagullsoars February 6, 2018

Curly wurly

When you are eating someones hairy ass and using your tongue you swirl the anal hair into a curly spiral and you tongue punch it into their anus.

Keep up your shit tonight and im gonna give you a curly wurly.

by MoistAnuspuncher October 9, 2021

Curly Wurly

Someone who chats a lot of breeze all the time.

Owen: I supermaned my mum last night.

Chris: Damn man, you chat curly wurly.

Ben: Roasted.

by K-Lash March 9, 2008

Curly Wurly

Popular in the 60's and 70's, the Curly Wurly is the act of inserting ones finger to the second knuckle, bending at the first knuckle and twisting counterclockwise as to create a hook to scrape encrusted poo off of the anus walls.

1. Shirley gave me the most rotten Curly Wurly last night I could smell her finger from a mile away.

2. "And little Early-Pearly came by with her curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride" - Blinded By the Light-

by Spring Break Keesling January 4, 2012

WURL

a URL (web site address) that is wrong

Wrong Urban Resource Locator

Hey asshole, you gave me a WURL!

by bread infection April 30, 2008