wrinkle rodeo

When a bunch of old ass geezers have an extremely violent orgy in a pit full of animal shit (usually bull or horse shit).

I've heard they're planning a wrinkle rodeo at the retirement home,they might need some volunteers to set it up.

by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021

sleep wrinkles

Lines and creases that appear in your skin from sleeping on wrinkled sheets. Telltale sign that you just got out of bed.

My boss was impressed with my being in the office when she arrived. I earned major brownie points until she notice the sleep wrinkles on my cheek and realized that I had slept at work...again.

by sheryl D November 4, 2006

Wrinkle Rocker

A person who is attracted to the elderly.

My friend keeps hittin on my grandma, he's a wrinkle rocker.

Nasty I bet you would rock those wrinkles, wrinkle rocker.

by Nakonsy May 24, 2008

wrinkle fish

Slang for fecal matter as it resides (i.e. swims) in the toilet bowl.

I feel so much better after dropping a a huge load of wrinkle fish.

by HolyGrail June 13, 2008

wrinkle in the jenny

To take a long, hot bath.

Man, I am stressed dude! I think I'll go take a wrinkle in the Jenny.

by Sweet Jim Mcbab May 30, 2005

Wrinkletits

An insult for an old grandma.

Your grandma's new name Wrinkletits

by the kugelsack of honor June 23, 2009

Round Wrinkle

Butthole

She stuck her tongue in my round wrinkle

by Back woods hillbilly moe foe November 24, 2020