wreath around

When someone inserts an obscene joke into an otherwise innocent conversation, usually with the point of highlighting their sexual prowess and worldly experience at the expense of others.

C: "I prefer the little one."
K: "Honey, stay with the little ones. Once it gets over 9 inches, it just hurts like hell. And when there's two of them, it hurts even more."
J: "Wow, I think he just did a wreath around you.

by Winslow Homer the 4th August 21, 2011

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Butt Wreath

the furry area that surrounds the butt hole, that is in the shape of a wreath

Jorge was turned off when he discovered Guadalupe had a butt wreath.

by Beernuts April 2, 2009

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Family Wreath

Instead of a Family Tree, this term refers to a family derived from a lot of incest.

Jed: Shit, you know they all marry their cousins!?Inbred sons of bitches ain’t got a Family Tree, they got a Family Wreath!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

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wrendonkey

A man capable of fabulous facial expressions, blessed with glorious facial hair.

An individual who has the uncanny knack of stealing television remotes by sticking them up his arse.

Hung like Big Ben.

What's happened to our TV remotes?' 'Oh, Wrendonkey was over last night and put them up his arse.

by Wojatron December 7, 2011

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