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Worzel Cumidge

A dirty old scarecrow that wanders farmers fields looking for fly by wank victims.
I got Worzel Cumidged in the park the other day.
by pruneface69 November 14, 2010
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Worzel crumbige

The powdery residue around your nose after sniffing a line
Connor have I got any worzel crumbige around my nose?

Na mate all clear
by dreadcore October 8, 2018
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Gaius Worzel

A tall and good looking tan skinned man hailing from the Nord Highlands. He's got a calm and collected personality, much like the Wind itself, and is wholly devoted to the Winds and the Goddess. He will fight with his unparalleled spearmanship to protect both his homelands.
Student 1: have you heard about the transfer student? His name is Gaius Worzel.

Student 2: you mean that tall guy? He seemed a little intimidating, but he's a pretty chill guy

The Winds are definitely with him!
by TRC sigma July 31, 2022
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Ize A Worzel Ize Is

Ize A Worzel Ize Is or Just Ize Worzel ize Is, is a common phrase and expression used by the Residents of Southampton in Hampshire a Rural Agricultural farming Town known for It's infamous West Country dialect

The Phrase is used on a daily basis by Southampton residents and Southampton FC Supporters to identify each other, similar to how Newcastle Fans say "Why Aye"
A Southampton Fan hearing somebody else shout ize a Worzel Ize is at Glastonbury festival "Oh my Word Clive, Did you hear that? Somebody said Ize a Worzel Ize is, they must be Saints Fans like Us Clive"
by City Wide July 28, 2024
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Wurzel

Wurzel or most commonly spelt Worzel is a word given to the locals of the many farming communities of Southampton. The farmers speak with a strong West Country dialect, which for the most part is inaudible, they also dress like scarecrows.

Southampton is the most hated part of Hampshire. This is because, when attending football away days, they block and clog up the M27 and other roads and motorways with their slow moving combine harvesters and tractors.

The people of Southampton also love attending annual vegetable show as well as horse fairs and caravan showcases. This is down to their high gypsy population.
“Oi loikes my John Deere tractor ize does”. “Letz go to Shirley Warren an count the Polack me lover”.

“Ize a right Wurzel ize is and oi loikes sarfharmpton ize does”.
by Ikraam M October 12, 2021
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Wurzelling

Wurzelling means following Portsmouth Football Club.
Wurzelling, wurzelling, wurzelling free, the bell-ringing Wurzels of Pompey are we.
by iwys July 24, 2007
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woozeld

"What a great movie that was bro!"
"I know right I'm woozeld"
by Omelette February 23, 2017
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