wooster

wooster (n.)

A word used to describe a male individual whose sexual attractiveness level is unfathomable, and is able to seduce women with just his eyes.

Example 1:
Girl 1: Oh man, look at that wooster.
Girl 2: *Screams*
Girl 1: Oh my God! What happened?
Girl 2: My Ovaries just exploded!

Example 2:
Guy: Did you see that Jaden guy? Man, he's such a wooster.

by supawoosta May 10, 2014

The College of Wooster

A private Ohio liberal arts college known for its Independent Study program and isolated location in the midst of farms, Amish people, cows, and trees that make more money than the students due to an unusual tree endowment by one of the alumni.

Now that I have majored in Philosophy with a minor in Studio Art at the College of Wooster, I doubt I will be employable.

by Digit Gidget March 6, 2009

Wooties

A congratulations to one or more persons ( See woot)

Wooties! I just leveled!

by KrypticStorm February 13, 2004

College of Wooster

A surreal college that feels like it's not even real.

You're greeted with an alright campus with more trees than students, constant housing problems, high-school like drama, and general weird happenings like:

- Bats biting and attacking students
- Drive by BB gun shootings
- Drive by slurs
- ...okay the townies are just their own breed basically
- Drunk college students climbing student houses
- Henderson orgies
- The egregious idea of 'woo-wednesdays' in which students party on a wednesday night... every wednesday
- Everyone knowing everyone so secrets never last

And much much more!

Anon: "So where do you go to school kid?"
Student: "I go to the College of Wooster."
Anon: "What and where's that?"
Student: "Yes."

by The World of God Cat September 13, 2022

Woosie

Noun-Woo-See-A Cat. Usually a really cute one.

Ex. 1) "Awww it's a little woosie...Come here woosie...Come here little woos"

Ex. 2) "Look at all the woosies!!"

by Misty Sauna August 2, 2009

wooftie

A top class, quality feeling you get after you do something that is extrodinary.

You've just scored either on or off the pitch. In a show of excitement you shout 'WOOFTIE' at the top of your voice, whilst raising your right hand up in an arcing motion.

by david stevenson December 5, 2003

wooptie woop nigga what?!

First coined by rapper Dr. Dre in his song "Next episode." Very similar to a "HOLY SHIT!" moment, can be used to express extreme joy, extreme confusion, extreme nuggets, or any combination of the three. Open to many variations, such as "wooptie woop nigga huuuh?", "wooptie what the fuck are you doing to my dog?", "wooptie woop nigga said that."

Bro...you know that bitch you fucked last night was the littlest Brady Bunch kid right?"
Wooptie woop nigga what?!

Customer: Thank God you showed up man, I've been lookin' for a plug on a quo of nuggets for a while.
Seller: Seventy is straight then?
Customer: ........wooptie woop you gotcher self a deal my good man!"

by jaymayisback May 29, 2010