When a girl with a set of sweater cows gives you a big hug and you kind of get trapped between them.
Christina Hendricks was wearing a delightful cable knit Nordic sweater, and gave me a woolen squeeze that I'll never forget.
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He calls his mum mummy and he's a sweat on fortnite he also hates the gays. He sweats on roblox too and has stolen many children to play bee simulator for him all day.
Guy 1: is that Joe Woollin over there
Guy 2: Oh no I'm gay i hope dosent notice us
Guy 1: he stole my child to play bee simulator for him
Guy 2: Oh no I'm gay i hope dosent notice us
Guy 1: he stole my child to play bee simulator for him
by TheBINBAG June 28, 2020
Get the JOE WOOLLIN mug.1. (n.) A percussion instrument, such as a gong or a drum, which has not been played in so long that a thick layer of wool like dust has prevented it from making a proper sound.
2. Common misspelling of a town in NSW, Australia, where almost everything is broken.
2. Common misspelling of a town in NSW, Australia, where almost everything is broken.
1. dammit, I can't play my drums anymore - they're woolengongs.
2. I can't find Woolengong on the map!
2. I can't find Woolengong on the map!
by six legged milking horse February 8, 2010
Get the Woolengong mug.A tall skinny red neck who has a extremely greasy long mullet that covers his anus from foreign objects
by The sneaky scaffolder April 22, 2017
Get the Woolley bum bum mug.Only the whitest last name out there. This name screams white depression. If you have this last name u most likely have some type of dark history and hate people. Female Woollet’s tend to be tougher than male Woollet’s but in the end, they’re both softies. Smoking is their drug and they can’t help but do it. Becoming a woollet would be an honor.
Person 1: Who’s hitting that blunt?
Person 2: Idk man but that’s definitely a Woollet.
Person 1: yea.
Person 2: Idk man but that’s definitely a Woollet.
Person 1: yea.
by Bryan Dooyer October 15, 2019
Get the woollet mug.A mutated and incurable genetic version of narcissistic personality disorder that leads to the sufferer experiencing severe auditory and visual hallucinations. These may include believing you're not a complete fuck stick, ignoring world record equalling staff turnover, using the phrase "blacker than Ernie Dingo," massively exaggerating ones achievements, and being blind to the fact that everyone laughed when you had a heart attack. Ironically, sufferers of Woollett-itis tend to create deep emotional bonds between people around them, who flock together in fierce agreement over their common shock and dismay over the sufferers behaviour.
Haha, that cunt with the Woollett-itis just slipped on some chain awl whilst abusing a staff member for no reason and his heart exploded and his stupid face got caved in. Let's go the pub immediately and have eleventy beers, but first let's all piss on the cunt and fart in his mouth..
by Suck a Fkwit July 24, 2023
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