Daniel Woolstencroft

The kind of guy who dumps his girlfriend of 7 years (on and off) because he wants to bang a lesbian.

Synonym: Stinky

Boner: You heard about Roland?
Pat: Nah . . . what?
Boner: Well he dumped his girlfriend of like . . . forever
Pat: Cunt move . . . why?
Boner: He wanted to bang some chick. And then about a week later he found out she was a lesbian.
Pat: What a Daniel Woolstencroft

by Hugo Harlotbreath March 6, 2019

wooley rocket

A pyrotechnically modified water rocket.

To make a wooley rocket, you just wrap tin foil around a water rocket and then ultra-fine steel wool around the tin foil.

Pump up the rocket with water and get it ready to launch. Then light the steel wool with a nine-volt battery and send it on it's way.

The rocket looks like a big fire-ball arching across the sky. Have a fire extinguisher ready though when it lands as it will definitely set whatever it lands on fire!

On the fourth of July I set off my wooley rocket and burned down my neighbors house.

by Alfie The Horndog July 4, 2006

Wioleta

The most wonderful girl I will ever meet, she's pretty, smart, kind, funny.... with the eyes of a goddess, hair of a model, and the breasts of a stripper. hottest girl on the planet. one who gives pleasure in the all right places. will rock your cock all night long. I could go on forever! I love her and she doesn't even know it...Definitely the coolest person in the world......................and yes shes all mine :)

Thats my Wioleta, im in love with her

by Wiolaismygirlfriendandiminlove April 17, 2011

Wooleybooger

A mythical creature, a close resemblence to a detached penis and ball sack, with eightt legs, first originated in an old southern folktale, in which this creature killed chickens at the command of a farmer who found it in a box, in the end, the farmer accidentally orders to kill himself

Farmer Brown's wife said, "get rid of that thing! its killed off our livestock!

Farmer Brown replied "No, you dont understand!"

His wife told him "Then fuck you!"

Unfortunatly he agreed "Fine then fuck me!"

The wooleybooger responded to his command by fucking him in the ass until he died. Tragic end.

by BigWoody February 17, 2007

Woodletuft

Mostly an expression of sheer and utter immaturity. A way of showing ones affection in an overly obnoxious manner. A pet name of sorts.

I love you woodletuft!

by Panick from myspace March 4, 2007

A Wooleyhead

A bitch fit of monumental proportions. Often associated with sexually frustrated millennial types engineer type buckrakers who fail to take responsibility for their actions and behaviours.

‘Dude, you’re being a Wooleyhead’, said Simon, as David threw a tantrum and threw his favourite spanner across the shed.

by Geoff knows August 8, 2020

wooget

A FRESHMAN.

*can only be used upperclassmen (preferably seniors)

dude check out the raunchy woogs this year. - senior guy

ahhh, my car is getting attacked by the woogets! - sophmore
shut the fuck up dude, your a fucking sophmore, you cant say that - smart person

by Maddayyy October 4, 2009